092110214

[Updated - aparently it was Teliasonera who kept calling and the number can now be found on Eniro.]

Every now and then 092110214 calls my cellphone, waits one signal and then hangs up. Sometimes I even manage to answer before It hangs up, but there's no one on the other end. Probably a scam to get people to redial a number with an absurdly high toll charge, and some have tried - usually with meager result. No one seems to know who this 092110214 fuck-up is. A lot of people has complained on vemringde.se [WhoCalled] about this particular number.

Let me make a short statement...
092110214 - if I found you dying on the street I would forget several things;
1. Emergency First Response - all of it.
2. That I am not qualified to perform tracheotomy using a pocket knife and a dirty drinking straw found on the sidewalk.
4. That tracheotomy is not the best solution to any and all perceived medical complications.
5. That Automated External Defibrillator pads are not to be placed under the patients eyelids, even if you match the right pad to the correct side of the patients body.

Well 092110214 - welcome to Black list. Next time they call me, what will happen? (Unfortunately very little regarding point 2 above, at least as far as I know - but still) Absolutely nothing. Its call will not even be registered as a "missed call" - 092110214, your are now a non-existent entity, dead to the world and buried alive in the deepest depth of the security tome. All thanks to SmartBlock, a nifty Microsoft Mobile software by Efficasoft. Just add the fucker (that would be you, 092110214 - fucking wanker) to the Black list and don't forget to block messages too - you never know. Unfortunately SmartBlock does not answer and then directly hang up as a big fuck-you-and-I-hope-you-had-to-pay-for-this-call to the asshole that's calling (again, 092110214 - that is you, I know this may seem complicated to you but please try to keep up). I mainly use the software to mess with 092110214 but if you're aching for that extra bit of privacy, try the White list. Just import all your contacts and all other calls will be de-commissioned. SmartBlock also has some more advanced functions, including the ability to configure time slots when a number will be allowed to call you.

Wrapping up; SmartBlock, highly recommended. If you own a compatible phone, you should buy this software and add 092110214 to Black list.